Introducing the real life correspondence of Peter O’Reilly
Peter has many issues, and not just with toilet tissues. CEOs, politicians, and customer service departments are all targets of his uncanny suggestions, delirium praise and ill-fated experiences. Peter negotiates the purchase of a McDonalds McMansion, blesses the Pope, and proposes a cooking-with-toothpaste cookbook. It’s maladroit mail for the masses.
Buy with confidence. I am so certain that you will be completely satisfied with this book that I am offerring to you an unconditional money back guarantee.
If you are not completely satisfied, for any reason, simply return the book to me, Peter O'Reilly, within 30 days of purchase for a complete refund of the book purchase price. No questions asked. I will personally refund your money (limited to a single book purchase).
Are you still unsure?